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Sabedoria Simpsoniana

Quinze pérolas de sabedoria do grandioso Homer.

1. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.

2. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

3. What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.

4. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.

5. Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

6. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin… but what good does that do me?

7. I hope I didn’t brain my damage.

8. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.

9. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

10. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

11. Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

12. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

13. How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

14. You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

15. Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

Em plena época festiva...

Ishkur | Our Great War... says:
faz s alguma coisa hj entao?
Ishkur | Our Great War... says:
ou cortamos os pulsos pra uma banheira ao som de my chemical romance?
Than | Now I've lost it... says:
fdx
Avram says:
UI
Avram says:
ke noite abençoada
Than | Now I've lost it... says:
rofl
Avram says:
arrisco dizer ser melhor que a consoada
Ishkur | Our Great War... says:
looool

1, 2, 3, já cá estamos outra vez!

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Após um interregno de duração algo prolongada, é com enorme prazer que informo que o blog Perdidos na Vida está de volta! Como sempre, aguarda-se de tudo, desde a incontrolável baboseira ao mais épico relato. Façam pois o obséquio de ir deixando por aqui a marca da vossa presença, caros visitantes. Os autores agradecem.

O par de calças que faltava para um mundo melhor!

Meus amigos! Acalmai vossas almas sedentas de regozijo e diversão! No próximo Natal já não há que perder tempo pensando no que cravar ao velhote de barbas. O grandioso Chuck Norris, esse guru das artes marciais, protagonista de tantas e tão valiosas pérolas de televisão e cinema, encontrou a resposta aos nossos mais secretos desejos! A prenda perfeita, aí está ela: "Chuck Norris: Action Jeans"! Reparem bem... "Developed by Chuck Norris for stunt fighting in action movies. These great looking western style jeans have a unique hidden gusset which allows greater movement without binding or ripping."

Upa upa! Este Natal vai ser o melhor de sempre!!

Publicidade genial!

Um anúncio da VW... simplesmente genial! Apreciem...

Batalha dos Tambores

Conclusões a retirar deste vídeo:

1. Rula a tripa;

2. Dá pontão;

3. É feito de win&gold.

Agora vejam e apreciem!

Like jailbait?

Hmm, 'xa lá ver isto...


Damn, parece que sim! :P

Testa-te.


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